Monday, May 08, 2006

Bell, book, and candle

As untrue as The DaVinci Code

Christians must not just sit back and say it is enough for us to forgive and to forget.... Sometimes it is our duty to do something practical. So it is not I who will tell all Christians what to do but some know legal means which can be taken in order to get the other person to respect the rights of others.
A phone rings in the Vatican. Francis Cardinal Arinze of Nigeria, cardinal-bishop of Velletri-Segni and Prefect of Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments, picks it up. “Hello?”

“Hey, Frankie, great work! The phones are ringing off the hook. Loved the veiled threat of legal action. Everyone’s eating it up. The movie’s world premiere is sure to break records!”

“Excuse me, do I know you?”

“Oh, where are my manners? Sorry! I'm doing a little p.r. work for next week's roll-out of The DaVinci Code and I just got off the phone with Bill Donohue and he gave me your number. Bill's a riot, don't you think? He did get a little short with me, though, when I thanked him for that great press release last week. You know, the one where he said the Catholic Church is ‘an open book’? And Hollywood is more secretive than Opus Dei? How was I supposed to know he was serious? But speaking of serious: Geez, Frankie, does that guy think he's the voice of God or what? The pope really ought to have a talk with him sometime. Anyway, Bill said you were just the guy to straighten me out, as he put it.”

“Young man, what exactly is the purpose of your call? I am not interested in hearing you cast aspersions at a loyal son of the Church. And might I advise you that the correct form of address when speaking to a cardinal is ‘Your Eminence’?”

“Hey, good one! I like that! Okay, Your Eminence Frankie. I just wanted to tell you to keep up the good work. As long as you god-boys keep your red sashes in a twist and give interviews denouncing Dan's book and movie, we couldn't ask for more. It's all good and makes for killer product recognition.”

“Young man, I am going to pray for your soul.”

“Great! That's great, man! Can I quote you on that? Could you please pray for Dan Brown's soul? I mean, that would be even better. You'd be doing me a real solid if you issued a statement to that effect.”

“I have no intention of issuing any statement that might assist you. I am sorry, but I believe this conversation is at an end.”

“Yes. Okay. Gotcha. I understand. You're a busy guy, Frankie. Eminence. I know that. But I just had this great, great idea, if you let me run it past you for just a second. Instead of the praying stuff, could you announce that you're excommunicating Dan Brown? That would get major coverage. Major coverage. People love the ritual stuff. Could we get it televised?”

“As Mr. Brown is not a practicing Catholic, the matter of excommunication is entirely moot. You are pressing me beyond the point of endurance, young man. I will not speak to you further.”

“Sorry! Very sorry. Okay, I'll let you go now. You go ahead and pray for us and I'll pass the word along what you're doing. People will get a great kick out of it. By the way, there’ll be a little something extra in the collection basket for you this weekend. You and the boys in red keep up the good work! Give my love to Benny Hex.”



Seven Star Hand said...

Hello Zeno,

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Remember, "I come as a thief..."

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Anonymous said...

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Not all who wander are lost.