The mail brought a wonderful gift idea from Ken Ham of Answers in Genesis. He's worried that I might be puzzled about what to get my closest friends and family members for Christmas. Ham has the perfect solution.
Give a Creation Museum membership, and you'll be giving yourself or your loved ones a gift that will last well beyond the season.That's the ticket! I can give my nieces and nephews unlimited admission to the Creation Museum, one of the pre-eminent collections of cracked-brain pseudoscientific misconceptions in the known universe.
Thanks, Ken, but I think I'll pass.